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Set Abominae

Pickin up chicks

Now, my girlfriend just broke up with me, and we're on good terms and everything, but we broke up because she says she feels like she's playing with me and she hates it. But anyway, the point of this thread is this

I want a relationship - so what do you guys do and where do you guys go to meet chicks? Girls, what are some tips you can give a guy for finding a girl like you to date?  Razz
Aggelos Poneros

Oh my god...
This will be very interesting thread.
symbelinea

internet Very Happy
music festivals.. courses..
organize a meeting with your friends but tell them to invite their friends too (:
The Wicked One

dude its all just about being you.  

locationwise I am in a bad spot to find girls who like my kind of music.

Internet stuff can work, one of my friends whos younger than me has started most of his acquaintances online which later went on to a relationship.

Personally I don't like hookups via internet. I feel that if anything should happen between me and some1 it should be in the flesh.
paranoidmexican

Are you from heaven? Cuz I got an erection Wink

best pickup line ever
Feaněs

you can meet the girls in every location you want; on the street, in the supermarket, concert or completely drunk in a bar....the point of it all is, if she doesn't like your way, your character and the your very own kind of doing things, the place you meet her can be cool as hell, it doesn't matters anyway....

so just look out when you go out of the house, and when you see a girl you think is nice and sweet, just talk to her, and don't tell me you haven't got the balls for it, you're an iced earth minion blood and ashes!!!

so get your ass up, cause if you really WANT a girlfriend, you WILL hae one, its just up to you, if that girl may be the right one for it...I would wait and let things go their way, in the end, all things will turn to the best....
mysticalend

Play her The Dark Saga and say that's how far you'd go for her love.
Kanadwen

Best Buy. Best place to pick up the geeky/nice chicks.
Tainted Innocence

hah,i would try and help but im worse off then you.
paranoidmexican

say girl, lemme get them digits!

Damn baby got any fries to go with that shake?

*slap to butt*

this one works for me in real life:
hey whats cookin?
Feaněs

paranoidmexican wrote:
say girl, lemme get them digits!

Damn baby got any fries to go with that shake?

*slap to butt*



ô.O

What in every gods name.....?!?
3DD13

Oh ... I shouldn't answer, cause I'm worse than you for that ... I tried on the internet and it really worked one single time. The danger with this "method" is that you're often decieve (yes, photoshop can do miracles).
The other "method" I used and I'm using, is too go out with friends and their friends : the most of times, you don't know the friends of your friends, so you can know new people, and sometimes, their interested in you, and you must try the best you can to do the rest ! You must put all the chances on your side 'cause it's really up to you, so good luck Very Happy

PS: I'll tell you if it has worked with the girl I'm intersted in ... let's see Very Happy
Tainted Innocence

3DD13 wrote:
Oh ... I shouldn't answer, cause I'm worse than you for that ... I tried on the internet and it really worked one single time. The danger with this "method" is that you're often decieve (yes, photoshop can do miracles).
The other "method" I used and I'm using, is too go out with friends and their friends : the most of times, you don't know the friends of your friends, so you can know new people, and sometimes, their interested in you, and you must try the best you can to do the rest ! You must put all the chances on your side 'cause it's really up to you, so good luck Very Happy

PS: I'll tell you if it has worked with the girl I'm intersted in ... let's see Very Happy



lmfao!!!! right below your post was a add for a website to find sex offenders
The Sexiest Metalhead

paranoidmexican wrote:
say girl, lemme get them digits!

Damn baby got any fries to go with that shake?

*slap to butt*

this one works for me in real life:
hey whats cookin?


Those are priceless... Laughing
Set Abominae

Tainted Innocence wrote:
3DD13 wrote:
Oh ... I shouldn't answer, cause I'm worse than you for that ... I tried on the internet and it really worked one single time. The danger with this "method" is that you're often decieve (yes, photoshop can do miracles).
The other "method" I used and I'm using, is too go out with friends and their friends : the most of times, you don't know the friends of your friends, so you can know new people, and sometimes, their interested in you, and you must try the best you can to do the rest ! You must put all the chances on your side 'cause it's really up to you, so good luck Very Happy

PS: I'll tell you if it has worked with the girl I'm intersted in ... let's see Very Happy



lmfao!!!! right below your post was a add for a website to find sex offenders


Should have screencapped it buddy, no body believes you  Razz
Tainted Innocence

Set Abominae wrote:
Tainted Innocence wrote:
3DD13 wrote:
Oh ... I shouldn't answer, cause I'm worse than you for that ... I tried on the internet and it really worked one single time. The danger with this "method" is that you're often decieve (yes, photoshop can do miracles).
The other "method" I used and I'm using, is too go out with friends and their friends : the most of times, you don't know the friends of your friends, so you can know new people, and sometimes, their interested in you, and you must try the best you can to do the rest ! You must put all the chances on your side 'cause it's really up to you, so good luck Very Happy

PS: I'll tell you if it has worked with the girl I'm intersted in ... let's see Very Happy



lmfao!!!! right below your post was a add for a website to find sex offenders


Should have screencapped it buddy, no body believes you  Razz



awwww, i didn't think of thatttt.. =(
Feaněs

okay, honestly: SET JUST GO OUT THERE AND EAT SOME ASS KICKIN' PUSSY!!!!!



thats the best way, don't think, just DO it or your only girlfriend for the next years will be your right hand ^^
Aggelos Poneros

Feaněs wrote:
okay, honestly: SET JUST GO OUT THERE AND EAT SOME ASS KICKIN' PUSSY!!!!!



thats the best way, don't think, just DO it or your only girlfriend for the next years will be your right hand ^^


Oh. My. God...
Shorty

Feaněs wrote:
okay, honestly: SET JUST GO OUT THERE AND EAT SOME ASS KICKIN' PUSSY!!!!!



thats the best way, don't think, just DO it or your only girlfriend for the next years will be your right hand ^^


Except if he's left hander  Laughing
Feaněs

WHAT?!?

Just my oppinion, better than keep searchin a girl in some bloody supermarket or in a sex shop or I DON'T KNOW JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE....goddamnit , I need sex....
The Wicked One

Shorty wrote:
Feaněs wrote:
okay, honestly: SET JUST GO OUT THERE AND EAT SOME ASS KICKIN' PUSSY!!!!!



thats the best way, don't think, just DO it or your only girlfriend for the next years will be your right hand ^^


Except if he's left hander  Laughing


actually its better to switch hands.
this way one of the arms is not over developed....XD
3DD13

The Wicked One wrote:
Shorty wrote:
Feaněs wrote:
okay, honestly: SET JUST GO OUT THERE AND EAT SOME ASS KICKIN' PUSSY!!!!!



thats the best way, don't think, just DO it or your only girlfriend for the next years will be your right hand ^^


Except if he's left hander  Laughing


actually its better to switch hands.
this way one of the arms is not over developed....XD


or if you break one of your arms Very Happy
NightCrawler

Real men don't need arms or hands Laughing
Sandra - Dark Saga -

NightCrawler wrote:
Real men don't need arms or hands Laughing



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paranoidmexican

NightCrawler wrote:
Real men don't need arms or hands Laughing


just a fleshlight attatched to the wall? Laughing
Tainted Innocence

paranoidmexican wrote:
NightCrawler wrote:
Real men don't need arms or hands Laughing


just a fleshlight attatched to the wall? Laughing



that's jus wrong.
Set Abominae

paranoidmexican wrote:
NightCrawler wrote:
Real men don't need arms or hands Laughing


just a fleshlight attatched to the wall? Laughing


Naw, just an anti-rape condom on your dick.  Twisted Evil
Feaněs

wow, this thread has become the stupiest thing we ever did in this forum! ^^
Tainted Innocence

Feaněs wrote:
wow, this thread has become the stupiest thing we ever did in this forum! ^^



meh,it happens
NightCrawler

Feaněs wrote:
wow, this thread has become the stupiest thing we ever did in this forum! ^^


Yeah, isn't that awesome?  Laughing
Feaněs

yeah, actually it is Smile
3DD13

but who ain't stupid here ? Very Happy
Feaněs

hmmm, I guess it has to be my mom ;D

wait, their's a chill crawling up my back....oh, no, just hae to take a shit X)
NightCrawler

3DD13 wrote:
but who ain't stupid here ? Very Happy


Maybe this non-existing dude that never posts?   Smile
The Well Hungarian

Here's 3 Hot Chicks for you to chose from, enjoy


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/432663724_1d02f2b99c.jpg?v=0 [/url]
paranoidmexican

The Well Hungarian wrote:
Here's 3 Hot Chicks for you to chose from, enjoy


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/432663724_1d02f2b99c.jpg?v=0 [/url]


the one in the middle has her legs spread out the most, i want her
Kanadwen

I like the deformed one on the left.
Feaněs

woa! HOT chicks!

I'll take all three!



...as meal for my cats!  Twisted Evil
paranoidmexican

Feaněs wrote:
woa! HOT chicks!

I'll take all three!



...as meal for my cats!  Twisted Evil


me and kanadwen already claimed two, asshole  Evil or Very Mad

i hate when people steal my chicks
The Wicked One

yea a real cock block right there. XD
Kanadwen

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I hate cock blocks >.<

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