| Archive for Minions of the Watch An Iced Earth forum for the fans! |
| Set Abominae |
Pickin up chicksNow, my girlfriend just broke up with me, and we're on good terms and everything, but we broke up because she says she feels like she's playing with me and she hates it. But anyway, the point of this thread is thisI want a relationship - so what do you guys do and where do you guys go to meet chicks? Girls, what are some tips you can give a guy for finding a girl like you to date? 
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| Aggelos Poneros |
Oh my god...
This will be very interesting thread. |
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| symbelinea |
internet 
music festivals.. courses.. organize a meeting with your friends but tell them to invite their friends too (: |
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| The Wicked One |
dude its all just about being you.
locationwise I am in a bad spot to find girls who like my kind of music. Internet stuff can work, one of my friends whos younger than me has started most of his acquaintances online which later went on to a relationship. Personally I don't like hookups via internet. I feel that if anything should happen between me and some1 it should be in the flesh. |
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| paranoidmexican |
Are you from heaven? Cuz I got an erection 
best pickup line ever |
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| Feaněs |
you can meet the girls in every location you want; on the street, in the supermarket, concert or completely drunk in a bar....the point of it all is, if she doesn't like your way, your character and the your very own kind of doing things, the place you meet her can be cool as hell, it doesn't matters anyway....
so just look out when you go out of the house, and when you see a girl you think is nice and sweet, just talk to her, and don't tell me you haven't got the balls for it, you're an iced earth minion blood and ashes!!! so get your ass up, cause if you really WANT a girlfriend, you WILL hae one, its just up to you, if that girl may be the right one for it...I would wait and let things go their way, in the end, all things will turn to the best.... |
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| mysticalend |
Play her The Dark Saga and say that's how far you'd go for her love. | ||||||
| Kanadwen |
Best Buy. Best place to pick up the geeky/nice chicks. | ||||||
| Tainted Innocence |
hah,i would try and help but im worse off then you. | ||||||
| paranoidmexican |
say girl, lemme get them digits!
Damn baby got any fries to go with that shake? *slap to butt* this one works for me in real life: hey whats cookin? |
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| Feaněs |
ô.O What in every gods name.....?!? |
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| 3DD13 |
Oh ... I shouldn't answer, cause I'm worse than you for that ... I tried on the internet and it really worked one single time. The danger with this "method" is that you're often decieve (yes, photoshop can do miracles).
The other "method" I used and I'm using, is too go out with friends and their friends : the most of times, you don't know the friends of your friends, so you can know new people, and sometimes, their interested in you, and you must try the best you can to do the rest ! You must put all the chances on your side 'cause it's really up to you, so good luck
PS: I'll tell you if it has worked with the girl I'm intersted in ... let's see
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| Tainted Innocence |
lmfao!!!! right below your post was a add for a website to find sex offenders |
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| The Sexiest Metalhead |
Those are priceless... 
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| Set Abominae |
Should have screencapped it buddy, no body believes you
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| Tainted Innocence |
awwww, i didn't think of thatttt.. =( |
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| Feaněs |
okay, honestly: SET JUST GO OUT THERE AND EAT SOME ASS KICKIN' PUSSY!!!!!
thats the best way, don't think, just DO it or your only girlfriend for the next years will be your right hand ^^ |
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| Aggelos Poneros |
Oh. My. God... |
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| Shorty |
Except if he's left hander
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| Feaněs |
WHAT?!?
Just my oppinion, better than keep searchin a girl in some bloody supermarket or in a sex shop or I DON'T KNOW JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE....goddamnit , I need sex.... |
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| The Wicked One |
actually its better to switch hands. this way one of the arms is not over developed....XD |
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| 3DD13 |
or if you break one of your arms
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| NightCrawler |
Real men don't need arms or hands
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| Sandra - Dark Saga - |
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| paranoidmexican |
just a fleshlight attatched to the wall?
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| Tainted Innocence |
that's jus wrong. |
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| Set Abominae |
Naw, just an anti-rape condom on your dick. 
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| Feaněs |
wow, this thread has become the stupiest thing we ever did in this forum! ^^ | ||||||
| Tainted Innocence |
meh,it happens |
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| NightCrawler |
Yeah, isn't that awesome?
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| Feaněs |
yeah, actually it is 
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| 3DD13 |
but who ain't stupid here ?
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| Feaněs |
hmmm, I guess it has to be my mom ;D
wait, their's a chill crawling up my back....oh, no, just hae to take a shit X) |
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| NightCrawler |
Maybe this non-existing dude that never posts?
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| The Well Hungarian |
Here's 3 Hot Chicks for you to chose from, enjoy
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/432663724_1d02f2b99c.jpg?v=0 [/url] |
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| paranoidmexican |
the one in the middle has her legs spread out the most, i want her |
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| Kanadwen |
I like the deformed one on the left. | ||||||
| Feaněs |
woa! HOT chicks!
I'll take all three! ...as meal for my cats!
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| paranoidmexican |
me and kanadwen already claimed two, asshole 
i hate when people steal my chicks |
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| The Wicked One |
yea a real cock block right there. XD | ||||||
| Kanadwen |
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I hate cock blocks >.< | ||||||