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Set Abominae

Random shit.

I don't need to explain this, do I?

LET THE RANDOM BEGIN

Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a shit!
Feaněs

WTF is going on?!? did I miss something???

ohh, its gay time! lets dance!    

the only thing thats bigger than the everest are my balls, one of them is bigger than the deathstar in starwars
Metal Defender

I saw a windows error message appear, i rammed my head inside the computer, whipped out my hamster from my cage and whacked it onto my willy while buttplugging my cellphone in my rectum. My balls inverted and disappeared in another dimension, a virtual horse hologrammed out of the monitor and fisted me to death with its hooves.

An eagle was biting my sausage so i punched it in the bollocks until it died.

I have loads of these haha XD

Oh and by the way, you HAVE to picture these situations in your head! Very Happy
Kanadwen

I did on the porch of Mother bound.
Set Abominae

ALL FEAR THE SENTINEL
The Sexiest Metalhead

I just shit myself
Aggelos Poneros

Well, if we're talking about balls... I just licked my boyfriends XD
Feaněs

Aggelos Poneros wrote:
Well, if we're talking about balls... I just licked my boyfriends XD


WTF  Shocked


what about us?  Laughing
3DD13

I made a horrible gig last night : we were far away from home, and the local posers were only there for the two posers bands playing before us
Kanadwen

Licking balls?

lolwtf
Set Abominae

3DD13 wrote:
I made a horrible gig last night : we were far away from home, and the local posers were only there for the two posers bands playing before us


Totally gay, you should have yelled "FUCK YOU GUYS YOU ARE POSERS SUCK MY DICK" and then walked off the stage.

LOL  Razz
The Sexiest Metalhead

My wrist is in shitloads of pain, I think I broke it. Playing Tekken 6 for like three days striaght.
Set Abominae

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS


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Feaněs

fucks sake there's nothing better than listen to fuckin KATAKLYSM till your ears start bleeding and your brain starts to fuck you in your butt!
The Sexiest Metalhead

Desktop got a fucking virus thanks to my brother looking at gay porn. So now I get to use this shitty laptop. Yay.
Set Abominae

The Sexiest Metalhead wrote:
Desktop got a fucking virus thanks to my brother looking at gay porn. So now I get to use this shitty laptop. Yay.


For serious?  Surprised

GAY!  Laughing
paranoidmexican

The Sexiest Metalhead wrote:
Desktop got a fucking virus thanks to my brother looking at gay porn. So now I get to use this shitty laptop. Yay.


don't lie, you know it was you looking at it
The Sexiest Metalhead

Trust me if it was me, I would've already admitted it
TeaAndCrumpets

IIIII! I'M A ONE WAY MOTORWAY!

That is all.
Feaněs

he guys, ever wondered how it would be to have a vagina?
TeaAndCrumpets

I think it'd be cool. Dicks are kinda inconvenient anyway.
NightCrawler

Feaněs wrote:
he guys, ever wondered how it would be to have a vagina?


My gay half would say it's good, but as the straight one is supreme atm: NO FUCKING WAY! Laughing
3DD13

I like a girl very much, I told it to one of my best friends, and now she likes him ...
Feaněs

3DD13 wrote:
I like a girl very much, I told it to one of my best friends, and now she likes him ...


there is one thing you can do....go straight to his house and beat the shit outta him so that even his mama won't recognize him anymore...than you're the hero and the jerk
TeaAndCrumpets

Team up with him and Eiffel Tower that hoe Wink
3DD13

Feaněs wrote:
3DD13 wrote:
I like a girl very much, I told it to one of my best friends, and now she likes him ...


there is one thing you can do....go straight to his house and beat the shit outta him so that even his mama won't recognize him anymore...than you're the hero and the jerk


I talked to him yesterday, and It doesn't care anyway 'bout my feelings : he told me he'd like to go out with this girl. However, I told him months ago that I loved her and he's so subjective he really doesn't care about me. the last night I saw her, he was there and everytime there were touching each other, or sitting next to each other, that was like backstabbing me ...
Feaněs

well, than I let me say the same sentence again
BUT this time I MEAN it, physically! KICK HIS ASS!
think of what schaffer would do with traitors!
3DD13

I'm not JS and I'm not a physical violent person. I think, due to him, it's just impossible to have a relationship with her ... The worst in this history is that he is one of my close friend .. and that she want to enter the circle of my close friends. But he's not the only "trial" between this girl and me : she thinks I'm a brutal death metal guy, without feeling, racist, alcoholic because of my best friend's girlfriend ... fuck
Feaněs

3DD13 wrote:
I'm not JS and I'm not a physical violent person. I think, due to him, it's just impossible to have a relationship with her ... The worst in this history is that he is one of my close friend .. and that she want to enter the circle of my close friends. But he's not the only "trial" between this girl and me : she thinks I'm a brutal death metal guy, without feeling, racist, alcoholic because of my best friend's girlfriend ... fuck


well actually I didn't mean any of my answers so serious ^^

but to be serious now:

well if these guy who use to be your friend, does getting closer to her without respecting you're feelings and you will, so tell me why you call him a friend. NONE of my friends would do that to me and I wouldn't do it to them either.
And in telling yourself, that this thing between you and her is never going to happen, you add negative emotions to your already bad feelings and blow the whole thing.
If she thinks you're a brutal metalguy without feelings, well than show her your ways, the truth about you! Get to know her, try to spend a little time with her, show her what great personality you are, just cause you don'T listen to the same kind of music doens't mean there can't be something between you!
hold your head up man! be porud of what you are! don't back down so easily!

and now I really mean it: think of Schaffer and if he would back down in such a situation or go out and make that girl his very own!
3DD13

I talked to this guy monday night : he make the bastard with me and really doesn't care ... BTW, tomorrow there's a night organized with my friends (including her and this guy) : I'll try to drink nothing, to be very very kind with her, just to change a little her feelings 'bout me : I mean, I just want her to see me not just like the rough metalhead she thinks I am. I'll give you news 'bout it ...
Feaněs

3DD13 wrote:
I talked to this guy monday night : he make the bastard with me and really doesn't care ... BTW, tomorrow there's a night organized with my friends (including her and this guy) : I'll try to drink nothing, to be very very kind with her, just to change a little her feelings 'bout me : I mean, I just want her to see me not just like the rough metalhead she thinks I am. I'll give you news 'bout it ...


cool think, man tell me then when how it went, I'm sure everything is just going fine!

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