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Set Abominae
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:56 pm    Post subject: Random shit.  Reply with quote

I don't need to explain this, do I?

LET THE RANDOM BEGIN

Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a shit!
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Feaněs
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Location: Austria

PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF is going on?!? did I miss something???

ohh, its gay time! lets dance!    

the only thing thats bigger than the everest are my balls, one of them is bigger than the deathstar in starwars
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw a windows error message appear, i rammed my head inside the computer, whipped out my hamster from my cage and whacked it onto my willy while buttplugging my cellphone in my rectum. My balls inverted and disappeared in another dimension, a virtual horse hologrammed out of the monitor and fisted me to death with its hooves.

An eagle was biting my sausage so i punched it in the bollocks until it died.

I have loads of these haha XD

Oh and by the way, you HAVE to picture these situations in your head! Very Happy
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Kanadwen
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did on the porch of Mother bound.
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Set Abominae
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ALL FEAR THE SENTINEL
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just shit myself
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Aggelos Poneros
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, if we're talking about balls... I just licked my boyfriends XD
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Feaněs
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aggelos Poneros wrote:
Well, if we're talking about balls... I just licked my boyfriends XD


WTF  Shocked


what about us?  Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I made a horrible gig last night : we were far away from home, and the local posers were only there for the two posers bands playing before us
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Licking balls?

lolwtf


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