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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 5:51 pm    Post subject: Juck Norris Quotes  Reply with quote

so, with the idea from the 'whats cooler' thread! Juck Norris Quotes, place them here !!!


The univers is indeed growing, it flees from Juck Norris!
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha awesome!

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am I the only one who doesn't like these jokes?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

chuck norris walked down a street one day with a erection...there were no survivors.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NightCrawler wrote:
Am I the only one who doesn't like these jokes?


jep  Very Happy

if chuck norris orders a big mac at burger king, he gets one...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris should kick you in the ass, you miss spelled his name!  Mr. Green

Jesus walks over water, Chuck Norris walks over Jesus
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Jesus walks over water, Chuck Norris walks over Jesus'

LOL wtf....haha  Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. xD


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